One of my top 5 favorite movies of all time is The Big Lebowski.
I’m sure that my loyal readers, both of you, are shocked to hear this.
I absolutely love the scene which generates the following dialogue, resulting in the dude indeed getting kicked out of the cab he had hired:
The Dude: Jesus, man, could you change the channel?
Cab Driver: Fuck you man. If you don’t like my fuckin’ music get your own fuckin’ cab!
The Dude: I had a rough…
Cab Driver: I pull over and kick your ass out!
The Dude: Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles, man!
Personally, I love the Eagles. But I can totally relate to the way The Dude is feeling here.
You see, deep within every music lover resides a deep hatred for one or two acts that everyone else might seem to believe are the quintessential examples of rock and roll perfection. Usually you tolerate them on the radio, or in social settings. You may even know all the words to their songs, after all, as well-loved as they are you may have heard them with enough frequency to commit them to memory.
Then, one day, when you’ve had a particularly rough go of things, you’ll find yourself in a mood where you’re just NOT GOING TO PUT UP WITH IT TODAY.
Today Merlin Mann posted something on Twitter that unleashed my inner Dudeness.
Seriously. Click through on that link. I promise it’s not a Rickroll. I’ll be here when you get back.
OK, did we all make it back? Good.
SWEET JUMPING JEHOSEPHUCK, WHO THE HELL GETS A BOB FUCKING SEGER TATTOO?!?!
Did they know this was Bob Seger and not Bob Saget?
Bob Seger is at the top of my list of “get kicked out of the cab” artists. I’m not sure exactly what it is about his music that particularly irritates me. It’s OK. I just don’t find it particularly good. And maybe that’s it — that he has squandered his fame with dizzying volumes of mediocrity.
(I’ve always found that song title to be a bit ironic, since you could probably name any song on any of his albums “Still the Same” … every one of them feels like it’s the same as the one before to me.)
I’m sure there are plenty of people out there who think that not liking Bob Seger probably makes me a communist or something. Just to reassure those people, let me state for the record that I prefer Coke over Pepsi (and will take RC if you’ve got it), I pull for Dale Earnhardt Jr., and I drive a bigass American pick’em up truck.
Are we cool? Good.
So who else is on my list? Who else might you be wise to avoid putting on the iPod if I’m carpooling with you? I’ll give you two:
1 – Eddie Money
To be perfectly honest, I find Eddie Money more objectionable than Bob Seger. He may be the nicest guy in the music business for all I know, but I just find every song I’ve ever heard of his to be absolutely dreadful. I think it’s no coincidence that “Two Tickets to Paradise” is the theme song for the most retarded show in the reality TV genre: Paradise Hotel.
2 – Jackson Browne
I know I’m supposed to like Jackson Browne. I just don’t. And he’s a good songwriter. I can objectively admit this. In fact, I love “Take It Easy,” which he co-wrote with Glenn Frey for The Eagles. And I understand he had a hand in making America’s “Sister Golden Hair,” which is a total hit with me as well. Both of those songs get very high marks from me.
I don’t know what it is, but there’s just something about Jackson Browne that seems to irritate me personally. It’s like he’s that guy everybody knew in high school who was overly friendly with everybody. So much so that it was kinda creepy. Then you find out at your high school reunion that the guy grew up to be an anesthesiologist and lost his license for taking pictures of his patients’ naughty parts after he’d knocked them out. I dunno. There’s just this vibe about him that weirds me out.
I H8 U2 · 9 May 2008 at 10:06 AM
Mine are as follows:
1- U2…. i have a long drawn out story, but just hearing a song by U2 makes me throw up a little. If I ever snapped and killed everyone, I’d blame it on U2.
2 – New Metallica – anything after the Black album
3 – and one that Bo likes – Neil Young – there is just something about his voice that makes my ears bleed. I’d rather listen to hours of nails on a chalkboard, or “the most annoying sound in the world” by Jim Carrey.
seeamap · 11 May 2008 at 10:59 PM
Well I am pro-choice about Bob Seger but my kick your ass out band would have to be
BOC: Godzilla (I will give them props for that) but I lost all respect for the Metal Gods when they released BURNIN’ FOR YOU. It might as well a part of the soundtrack for an 80s Health class film reel
Bo · 11 May 2008 at 11:01 PM
That’s blasphemy, Carol. If you have a fever, the only cure is MORE COWBELL.
seeamap · 12 May 2008 at 8:55 PM
You know I am a blashphemer from way back…..
Brad · 12 June 2008 at 4:05 PM
U2 all day long.
Glad to see you got your domain back.
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