{"id":543,"date":"2008-10-29T21:13:54","date_gmt":"2008-10-30T02:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sidehike.net\/wp\/?p=543"},"modified":"2008-10-29T21:13:54","modified_gmt":"2008-10-30T02:13:54","slug":"the-universe-likes-to-taunt-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sidehike.net\/the-universe-likes-to-taunt-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The universe likes to taunt me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In protest, of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sidehike.net\/wp\/2008\/07\/21\/tampa-bay-rays-due-for-historic-second-half-collapse\/\">THIS INJUSTICE<\/a>, I will not eat a Philly Cheese Steak sandwich for at least one year.<\/p>\n<p>Screw you, universe!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In protest, of THIS INJUSTICE, I will not eat a Philly Cheese Steak sandwich for at least one year. Screw you, universe!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[39,72],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sidehike.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sidehike.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sidehike.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sidehike.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sidehike.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sidehike.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sidehike.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sidehike.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sidehike.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}