Q – What’s your horse’s name?
A – Volkswagen.
Q – What’s Southfork Ranch like?
A – A whole lot smaller than it looks on TV.
Q – Do you have an oil well in your back yard?
A – Up until now, I’ve always been able to say “No, and I don’t know anyone who does, either. They don’t generally put them in residential areas.”
Guess I need to change my usually glib response now. Maybe I’ll get a horse, too.
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