I think my microwave is possessed by the devil. Every 20 minutes or so it randomly starts beeping and displaying weird numbers on the display. It doesn’t matter if it’s 3am or if the thing hasn’t been used in two days. It’s totally random. I just unplugged it. It’s sad when you can’t sleep because of a darned food nuker.
This thing would make a great Stephen King book. Like Christine, but able to heat a burrito in 30 seconds.