Sorry for the lack of blogging recently. It’s been a crazy couple of weeks, and there just hasn’t been enough time in the day.

I’ve been thinking of you, though. No, really, baby. I’ve missed you. Missed you tons. I promise.

In fact, I decided to hop over to Amazon and get you a present. While I was there, I checked out my “Gold Box” offers. You know what I’m talking about? It’s that little treasure chest in the upper right hand corner of the page. Every day they’ll show you a few items that are on sale “today only.” They must have some genius demographic analysts working for them, because their little page knew just what to show me to get my attention:

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Gotta love the dichotomy of those pairings. Very Zen. Like Yin and Yang. Ebony and ivory, together in perfect harmony.