What were they thinking letting a tiny boy ride heavy farm equipment driven by a guy who lost parts of several fingers in an accident involving heavy farm equipment … with no helmet? According to Ben Folds, “there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.” However, that’s just Read more…
Did they really dress me as a condom for halloween? How did I successfully repress this memory? (Be kind with your comments. My mom reads this internet…)
I’m not sure what sells this photo the best: the tie, the plaid, the tricycle, or the horn. Either way, this is one of those I’ll share with you proactively, because a little self-depreciating humor is much safer than the immense blackmail potential this photo contains.
What a couch, eh?
Actually, these were our normal faces. What you USUALLY see in the pictures were our crazy faces.
Here’s your first installment. I think this was about 1983.