Smells Like Holy Spirit

My friends rock! As many of you know, I collect kitschy Jesus stuff. Today my friend April handed me this package of “Heavenly Incense.” Somehow, I bet Jesus smelled a bit more like sandal funk than sandalwood, but perhaps I’m missing the point of this product… And then when I Read more…

Sweet dreams are made of this

Some people dream in color, while others dream in only black and white. Some people dream in sound, while others dream in silence. Some people dream of being naked in the boardroom while giving an important presentation. Some people dream of sugarplum fairies (whatever the hell those are). When I Read more…

The Rockbottom Remainders

The Rockbottom Remainders played The Gypsy Tea Room in Dallas tonight. According to guitar player and Pulitzer winning columnist Dave Barry, “We play music as well as Metallica writes novels.” The Remainders are a band comprised mostly of writers. The lineup changes from show to show (because they play only Read more…

My cooker’s gone crazy

I think my microwave is possessed by the devil. Every 20 minutes or so it randomly starts beeping and displaying weird numbers on the display. It doesn’t matter if it’s 3am or if the thing hasn’t been used in two days. It’s totally random. I just unplugged it. It’s sad Read more…