From the hip

TV in the choir loft.

Seen in Las Vegas, of course.

This sign was on the side of a bar on Route 66 in Springfield, Illinois, about two blocks from the state capitol building. In other news, the pH of mayonnaise is 4.6. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

Seen this morning on Dallas’s Fox weather channel.

Dropped a couple of Benjamins on new lenses today. That didn’t bother me as much as spending two hours stuck at the mall. I’d gladly pay $200 to never have to go back ever again. I can’t believe there are people who actually spend time there for fun.

“America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.” — Abraham Lincoln

On the banks of the Allegheny River across from PNC Park, home of the Pittsburgh Pirates