Inspired by your brilliant new advertising campaign, I have two ideas to make the internet better. I hope you find them useful, and that they provide insight into the thinking of your consumers. Here they are:
- Stop pretending that you are the internet. It makes you sound really arrogant.
So those are my two ideas. Take them or leave them.
PS – I hope you’re not spending your whole R&D budget on all of those extra chairs. That would be a shame.