848.5 Miles to Graceland

2 p's in Mississippi

5 singles released by Elvis on Sun Records.

4 times we've exited a building while fire trucks were arriving

0 times we've dragged our asses out of be on time

10 channels of "porn on demand" at the Radisson in Memphis, TN

0 channels of "porn on demand" at the Holiday Inn Express in Eureka Springs, AR.

28 miles per gallon average consumption between Memphis, TN and Bowling Green, KY

7 highway patrol cars counted between Memphis, TN and Bowling Green, KY

53 fluid ounces of drool vaccuumed out of the carpet at the Corvette Museum after Bo's tour.

2 times we've gone through the pay toll lane when we had exact change just because the toll booth attendant was cute