- There's never a good place to wipe the Cheeto powder off of your hand when you're traveling at 80 mph.
- There should be a law: Hyundai's should not be allowed in the fast lane.
- It's not the humidity. It's the heat.
- The slow person in driving in the fast lane will wait to change lanes until you start to do so yourself.
- Your sock actually makes a decent place for those Cheeto fingers.
- Honesty is the best policy. Unless you're trying to bum money off of me to buy a beer. Then you've gotta come up with a better story.
- The digital zoom on a camcorder is great for seeing Smokeys a quarter mile up the road.
- Kentucky is the world capital of She-Mullets.
- Mornings come just as early when you're on vacation.
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