David M. Wharton

David was born to humble Quakers in rural Pennsylvania in 1932. After a few weeks of checking out the lifestyle, he decided he didn�t like oatmeal and fled to Texas. He has resided there ever since. Over the course of this trip, he will see more of the country than he has during the rest of his life combined.

He recently graduated from the University of South Cooper, and while he enjoyed his days there, he�s just as glad to be done with the whole college thing. One thing he hasn�t quite figured out yet is how come he actually seems to have less free time since graduation than before.

He�s a writer by nature and inclination, although he hasn�t sold anything yet, but that�s only because of the conspiracy being perpetuated against him by Castro, the Illuminati, and the Amish (they�re still bitter).

The 6�4� David is currently engaged to, and very much in love with, a brown-eyed, 5�0� beauty named Meredith, thus putting to rest any arguments that God does not have a sense of humor.

He likes romantic poetry, moonlit walks on the beach, and gratuitous cinematic carnage.

Bo Nash

Twenty-three years from the cradle to the present
Bo don't glow in the dark, he ain't phosphorescent
Drives a Volkswagen and he plays guitar
Never could sit through all of Ishtar

Went to A&M got a Journalism degree
But majored in extracurricular activity
Sold his roomate's soul to Satan one night
For a cheap-ass guitar and a case of Bud Light

Devistatingly handsome, and just as single
[This line's been censored for its crude reference to Pringles]
Likes sappy movies, man enough to cry in the dark
Now he can die happy, he's seen Fenway Park.

Scoot

Scoot is Bo's 2001 Volkswagen Passat GLX. He was born in Germany, but moved to Texas as fast as he could. Bo adopted him 9 months ago, and they've been a happy family ever since. Scoot enjoys curvy roads, wide open spaces, passing lanes, and premium gasoline. Turn-ons include onramps, bright headlights, and ignition keys.